Cracky Eyes

Gavin:  Mom,  why do you have cracky eyes?

Mom:  Cracky eyes?  What?  Where?  (Terrified that he was talking about wrinkles around my eyes)

Gavin:  Right there.

Mom:  Point to them.  What color are they?

Gavin:  They are on your eyeball.  They are orange.

Mom:  Whew.  

Thank goodness he was just talking about my bloodshot eyeballs.  I can handle the bloodshot eyes.  I was really afraid that the wrinkles were shining through.  Don't you just love the brutal honesty of a three year old?